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    &lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;ZooZoos are advertisement characters promoted by Vodafone during the 
        Indian Premier League Season 2 (IPL). Zoozoos are white, ghost-like creatures 
        with ballooned bodies and egg heads who are used to promote various value 
        added services of Vodafone. These ads though look animated are actually 
        real humans in the Zoozoo costumes. The ads were created by Ogilvy &amp;amp; 
        Mather, an agency that handles Vodafone advertisements and the films were 
        shot by Bangalore based Nirvana Films in Cape Town, South Africa.&lt;/p&gt;
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      &lt;p&gt;Ogilvy &amp;amp; Mather, the agency that handles Vodafone advertisements, 
        were asked by Vodafone to create a series of 30 advertisement which could 
        be aired each day during the IPL Season 2. According to Rajiv Rao, executive 
        creative director (South Asia) of Ogilvy &amp;amp; Mather, that they &amp;quot;wanted 
        to make real people look as animated as possible&amp;quot; and hence employed 
        Bangalore-based Nirvana Films to shoot these ads in Cape Town, South Africa.The 
        ads were actually made by Prakash Varma and his wife Sneha. The whole 
        idea was coined by him and so are the story lines.[1] The name was chosen 
        by Rajiv Rao, executive creative director, South Asia, Ogilvy India.[2] 
        The ads were shot by Prakash Varma and produced by Nirvana Films within 
        a record time of 10 days and the pre-production to shoot happened within 
        a month and cost around 3 crores rupees.&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;The Zoozoo's are in fact real small-bodied, thin women covered in layers 
        of white fabric. Each facial expression was made of rubber and pasted 
        on the actors rather than done through animation, as this could have enhanced 
        the time and cost for shoot The effect was achieved by a variety of methods 
        including choosing the right material for the body suits to ensure that 
        there were no wrinkles when the characters moved, shooting the footage 
        at lower framerates and keeping backgrounds simple in terms of details 
        and the use of a neutral tone of grey. The sets were made larger than 
        life to make the characters look small as the producers could not take 
        children as the schedule of shooting was odd.&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;The zoozoo's were split in two parts - the body and the head. The body 
        was made using a special material stuffed with foam in some places (notably 
        around the stomach) while the head was created using using a harder material 
        called Perspex.&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;The ads were a hit among the Indian people, especially the youth. This 
        trend can be observed from the huge fan following on social networking 
        sites, Facebook, Orkut and Twitter. There are more than 200 pages on ZooZoos 
        having more than 2 hundred thousand fans, growing daily. The ads were 
        viewed by lakhs of people in Youtube.&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;Vodafone received the the first People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals 
        (PETA) 2009 Glitterbox Award, for replacing their ads which earlier used 
        Pug with more humane alternatives in their ZooZoo ads.&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;RN Podar School, Santa Cruz, Mumbai is planning to develop an animated 
        character, inspied by the Vodafone's ZooZoos that would attract students 
        and will be used to teach Environmental Studies (EVS) to class I students. 
        Students of VNIT, Nagpur are making a study on the psychological effect 
        of Zoozoos on young India.&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;Vodafone's Zoozoos are the cutest creatures, Pupil are indiscriminately 
        attracted by these funny creatures, and that will be a boon to future 
        if we use it in proper way and seed some basic etiquette right from their 
        childhood for better nature and environment. (WIKI)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;What is Parking Violation?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A parking violation, parking citation, notice of illegal parking or parking ticket (depending on the jurisdiction) is a notice of monetary penalty issued for parking a motor vehicle in a restricted place or for parking in an unauthorized manner. It is against the law virtually everywhere to park a vehicle in the middle of a highway or road; parking on one or both sides of a road, however, is commonly permitted. However, restrictions apply to such parking, and may result in an offence being committed. Such offenses include, but are not limited to:

Parking in a prohibited space such as a bus stop or in front of a fire hydrant or a driveway or a garage entrance.
Parking on a sidewalk (unless specifically allowed by signs)
Parking in or too close to a street crossing, railroad crossing or crosswalk.
Double parking
Parking at a parking meter without paying, or for longer than the paid time.
Parking in a handicapped zone without a handicapped permit.
Parking with expired or missing license plates, parking without proper vehicle inspection decal, parking without a zone permit in places where parking severely impacted.
Parking without special permit, where one is needed (like a parking for employees of a company)
Parking with the parking permit or payment receipt not visible in the prescribed way, like upside down.
Parking on certain streets in a snow emergency when streets need to be plowed of snow.
Parking for longer than the maximum time, often that is 24 hours.
Parking facing against the direction of traffic (considered confusing to moving drivers, especially at night)
Parking outside marked squares, for example angle parking where only parallel parking is allowed. (WIKI)


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